whoagifs:

this was so beautiful!

whoagifs:

this was so beautiful!

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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fiftyshadesofsnark:

OH GOD THERE’S A TRAILER

AND IT LOOKS JUST AS TERRIBLE AS PROMISED

I CAN’T WAIT.

(Source: cardboard-crack)

clevermove:

Meme: Dice Shaming Is for Many Kinds of Pain
Challenge: How would you recaption this poster?

Dice shaming is beautiful

clevermove:

Meme: Dice Shaming Is for Many Kinds of Pain

Challenge: How would you recaption this poster?

Dice shaming is beautiful

(Source: ofmiceandcheeze)

the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

(Source: dopeybeauty)

heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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my role model