a discussion on sexual orientation
me:*explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate:wait, what's polyamory?
me:well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor:*overhears from front of class*
professor:that is d i s g u s t i n g
me:*defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor:how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me:....
me:....
me:....
professor:it should be polyerosy

dice-corner-of-shame:

I missed 5 consecutive attacks, Failed 2 listen checks, subjected my owner to a critical hit, (and I have) yet to hit anything in this one session!

Oh, and a Natural 1 to save vs dysentery. Fuck you dice.

(Source: doctriumph)

rolorevolution:

Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point

(Source: patrickmasturbateman)

Reblog if you’re not homophobic

spoopykarkatstridervantas:

thelightthatshinesforever:

meghaniscool:

elma1972:

larryloveflakes:

fabu-darlin:

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Reblog this you little shits.

Always reblog.

I have a gay best friend, he’s amazing!

I’m gay and I’m definitely amazing

Look at my beautiful gayness. I am gay. I am beautiful. gays are beautiful. you are beautiful. have a nice day.

This makes me happy. I don’t know why.

buzzfeed:

lol parents   [x]

(Source: errantric)

unimpressedcats:

sausage cat

unimpressedcats:

sausage cat

(Source: catp0rn)

aimeefrommars:

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

(Source: fuckyeahfelines)

(Source: sandandglass)